One day you will find the woman of your life and at that point you will already be married.

It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
Love based on beauty, dies along with the beauty.
Be nice to those who smoke, every sigarette may be their last.
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Do not keep hanging in the past, do not dream of the future, but concentrate on the present.
Light is faster than sound. That is why people look intelligent, until you hear them speak.
All mushrooms are eatable. But some you can only eat once.
Nature is a miracle. One million years ago no one knew people would wear glasses but our ears are at the right spot.
A pessimist is someone who believes that women are frivolous. An optimist is someone who hopes for this.
Every good-bye is the birth of a memory
Every married man knows why they name hurricanes after women
Common sense and a sense of humour are the sames things but at different speeds. A good sense of humor is just common sense that dances.
I believe that there is life after death. But I do not think I will live it.

There are so many things I have to do, that I should better go to sleep.
You may not be too hard on my secretaries. They are sweet and understanding when I arrive at the office after having a tough day at home.
Only 17% of all trafic accidents was caused by drunk drivers, so the other 83% was caused by, yes you got it....the sober ones among us!!
What do you have in common with your husband ? " We married on the same day."
Good advice,whatever happens, make it look like to intend to.
Words of a client in an antique shop: do you have anything new

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